Fiona Xie, Emma Watson, Liverpool & Warcraft.
Just some of the many things on Jeremy Chia's mind when we had our impromptu interview at a certain fast-food outlet after a certain Saturday in a certain part of Marine parade. Peppered with Elden's goony remarks, and accompanied by free ice-cream, we began...

Full name Jeremy Chia Ming Wen
Section Basses
Department NA
Family Mum, Helen, Dad, Nicholas, siblings Jonathan and Juliana
School ACS (I)
ECAs Table-tennis, NCC (Sea)
Interests Fiona Xie "she's some chio girl", watching Liverpool win the Premier League (rofl!!!)
Fav Pastimes Soccer, computer games like War Craft III, championship manager, watching movies/soccer matches
Fav War Craft III character Blademaster
Fav movie Spiderman
How are you feeling now? [smiles, lets out a sigh] Quite happy, exams are over
Which subject do you detest? Chinese
Why? I don't like it [duh...]
Months in the choir 5 months. Jeremy Oh, Shaun and Jonathan brought me in
What do you think of GII? very nice group, the people here are very friendly, and I'm happy I joined
What abt the fairer sex? What? Who?
...
The girls? Ok, so-so

Complete this sentence. When nobody is looking I like to… Adjust my underwear
Elden chips in: "And other things too!" [Elden is promptly slapped]
What are you most afraid of? Being possesed; after watching The Exorcist the last time.
What's your ambition? To be a soccer player =)
Its your O Level year right? Yah, help me study! And pray for me.

On Jonathan....
What do you think of Jon? Good ah but sometimes can be quite irritating
Quarrels? Of course got ah, got fight also eg throwing tissue box (!?)
What are his quirks? He doesn't wear ********** at home

We ended pretty abruptly at this point as Jonathan was within earshot of us when he heard the word "*********" mentioned. This reporter was very lucky to have escaped the pandemonium that ensued, and very proud to bring you this exclusive interview. Long live free speech!